this is a helpful site someone pointed me to a while back that essentially tells you what times are best to fall asleep given the time you want to wake up (or vice versa). I think it’s designed so you get woken up at the appropriate point in your sleep cycle rather than getting dragged out of a deep sleep where all your body wants is to crawl back in bed.
(Source: captain-ray-assbutt, via cuddleparties)
Okay…fuck…Gr-greg…greg…I miss you, man..like…jesus…omg i’m crying I can’t GREG GODDAMN GET ON A PLANE ALREADY!!!!!LNSDKNSKJD
(via jirachi)
i want to be cute and adorable
but I want people to fear me

(via aldergroves)
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Mermaid
Spider Girl
Plant Girl
Octomaid
Demon
Succubus
True Monster
Zombie
Insect Girl
Dullahan
Dragon/Reptile Girl
Ghost
Robot
Alien
Cyclops
Satyr
Canine Girl
Feline Girl
Yōkai
Multiple Limbs
Favorite Monster Girl
Favorite Monster Girl Character
A Truly Gruesome Girl
A Group of Monster Girls Together
A Monster Girl and Her Significant Other
Celebrate Monster Girls!

winter has barely started and im already sick of it
same matilda same
im cold too
and my pants smell like weed
i don’t even know why
wearing two sweaters and a duvet and it’s still cold
brenda what
wats going on here
Will you guys just shut up and get me some hot cocoa, like NOW
Ummm…
PERFECTION!
Well….pretty much correct.
(Source: skarosoul)

‘RDP: My Little Dashie’ concept art
IRL:
God darn it, Ryan, he’s adorable! One adorable evil mastermind.

gamzeemakaras-sweet-honking-ass:
Your name is Hidey. Boy do you like LIPS. You also FLIRT but suck at it. What will you do?
Your name is Ezekiel. Boy do you like LIPS. You also KISS but fail at it. What will you do?
}:’)
oh.Your name is Tina. Boy do you like BOOKS. You also LIE but stink at it. What will you do?
holy fuck, the most accurate description of me there has ever been.
Your name is Dave. Boy do you like YAOI. You also FALL but stink at it. What will you do?
WOW SUPER ACCURATE YAOI LIFE
Your name is matsu. Boy do you like FANART. You also CHILL but fail at it. What will you do?
literally me
Your name is Wisty. Boy do you like DOGS. You also CHILL but fail at it. What will you do?
demon program knows my life
burn it to the ground
Your name is leaxi. Boy do you like BLOGS. You also EAT but stink at it. What will you do?
HOW DO I STINK AT EATING
Your name is Jordan. Boy do you like FANART. You also DRAW but stink at it. What will you do?
WOW JUST HIT THE BULLSEYE
Your name is izzy. Boy do you like BLOOD. You also EAT but suck at it. What will you do?
omfg this is so spot on
Your name is Tahnos-butt. Boy do you like DUBSTEP. You also EAT but stink at it. What will you do?
well thats just about the most accurate thing ive heard
Your name is Emily. Boy do you like LIPS. You also HACK but fail at it. What will you do?
HMMMMM.
Your name is Kenza. Boy do you like SUPERHERO BUTTS. You also SLEEP but suck at it. What will you do?
(Source: dardardearest)
im literally related to peter sellers ok
See that’s the fun thing about this. My family is the only family in the world with my last name. So that gives me:
My uncle…………..why?
(Source: soen-neos)
Well if you lived near by, I would let you!
But anyway, I’ve made my own ART BLOG, and I would like you guys to give it a chance and maybe follow, if you’re interrested in sme of my artworks! Not much has been posted on the blog for now, but I’m working on some good ones right now, here’s a preview for two of the ones I’m working on!
(If they won’t work, click here: Sneak1 and sneak2
Soooo I would love you guys so much if you could give the blog a chance and maybe follow? There will always be a askbox for recomendations/requests!
Sooo here’s the link! (hint: The otter is the link!)
(if it doesnt work click here!)
Anyway I love you guys, and I’ll possibly make a giveaway for you soon, cause you’re all my honey butts <3