bennetwilcox: welcome to europe
avengersassembleeh: and a new genre was created ghost opera vampire dubstep
colorado-wannabe: So in English class we had to draw a scene from The Great Gatsby. After the drawings were done the teacher was showing them to the class, and one drawing was a pic of Gatsby reaching towards at the green light, but in the drawing Gatsby didn’t have hands. So my teacher starts saying something like how this picture has hidden meaning and portrays the helplessness Gatsby feels,...
im-your-favorite-actor-and-i: catwhiskerscomefromwithin: smashedindigo: I’m really scared to keep watching Supernatural because I heard on tumblr.com that as the seasons progress Sam becomes sadder and his hair grows longer but im only on season 2 and he’s already pretty sad and shaggy so by the time i get to season 8 he’s probably going to be a suicidal chewbacca and i don’t know if i want...
stopharry2013: I never had a “boys are icky and gross” phase I’ve literally been chasing dick since birth
ashl3y-k3tchum: twin-spica: turtle-nerd: Putting on cosplay #it’s a lot like this except in super slow motion with a lot of tears and people yelling at each other for help #SOMEONE ZIP ME UP #NO JUST HOT GLUE IT RIGHT TO MY BODY #I DON’T CARE ANYMORE #FUCK SOMEONE SEW THAT DOWN #CAN YOU FIX MY BOBBY PINS I CAN’T MOVE MY ARMS OVER MY HEAD ANYMORE perfect And throwing wigs on the...
laugh-addict: People who pour milk into the bowl before they pour the cereal
thisgingerisback: Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE. BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH...
vaspim: You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.
roughrimjob: Baby snakes appreciation post
undercover-witch: microcroft: urban legends (◠‿◠✿) scary stories (◕ω◕✿) creepy things (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*: ･ﾟ✧ paranormal and supernatural things ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* \(◕ヮ◕✿)/ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ hearing a noise in the middle of the night *: ･ﾟ✧ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ
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boobbryar: foie: greet chat chat chat joke joke joke joke compliment appearance compliment personality flirt flirt flirt hug hug hug hug hug hug amorous hug amorous hug first kiss kiss kiss kiss make out make out make out make out woo-hoo woo-hoo woo-hoo propose it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference
tony-wiseau: atkid: everyflight-beginswith-afall: weaponizedwit: cutintostars: I like how it’s “Captain America: The Winter Soldier” and “Thor: The Dark World” and then Iron Man is just like, fuck the bullshit, we’re just callin’ this thing “Iron Man 3”. Because a secondary title would imply it’s also about something other than Iron Man. And we all know how well that would work out. ...